Monday, 5 January 2009
Message From Mambo King
This in the Jimmy BOSS mail BOX this morning:
Jimmy Boss, I’ve been trying to ignore you for some time but in your messages I understand you are so hungry for recogintion, that I feel tread upon. I can’t ignore the fact that you are after my followers. For your information, me, the Mambo King (the only). I’ve been on the pedestal for many, many years now and I’m not gonna let any Jimmy Boss take it from me. After many hours of thoughts there is only one solution, there is no room for two in this world. So, I don’t have any other choice but to challenge you to a dual.
You choose the battlefield, I would recommed it in this solar system because I don’t like to travel too far. The weapons will be your rambo knife against my maracas. The judges will be Franco, Mussellini and Celia Cruis. In case one of these persons can not assist, we will call compadre Segundo from Cubanismo. So, don’t hesitate in this challenge, I want to fit you in my busy schedule. I would never want to go to this point but you are irritating me so much that my mambo became a tango. Get ready for the final dance Jimmy!
The photograph which accompanied the message above.
Jimmy replies:
Mr. Mambo, thanks for your message. I understand that it’s damn cold where you are right now and you miss the sun, but please, relax. Maybe go to the mall and get some new clothes, maybe a new coat. Lets talk this over a couple margaritas—I’m sure we can come to an understanding without any BLOODSHED. Jimmy is not a man of violence, though he packs heat when strictly necessary. Remember the scene in Indiana Jones where Indy shoots the guy with the crazy swords? Indy’s style was based on Jimmy.
The hat is nice. We should start that hat business together soon, when we overcome any misunderstandings. Say hi to Crowbar for me and make sure the women keep the margaritas and tapas coming from the kitchen. Need to keep warm. See you pronto!
Jimmy Boss
Commentary for Message From Mambo King
1 On 2009.01.06 at 17:38 GMT thus spake Montana:
Looks as though you’ve RUFFLED this guy’s FUR, Jimmy! It’s a bad STATE OF AFFAIRS when you have irritated a man so much that his MAM-BO becomes a TAN-GO!
You’d better HOT-FOOT-IT out of Bracciano because this man wants to take you OUT!