Monday, 5 October 2009
Fucking Gurus
It goes like this: Someone reads some GURU shit online or in a 10 Steps to Get a Life ‘book’. Then, after a little while, they’re a GURU themselves squirting the same crap with rose-scented artificial web 2.0 odor which smells good to more impressionable future GURUS. These so-called GURUS then excrete more of the GURU shit from their blog-shitfactories, which continue to blacken online sky.
GURU-META-GURU- recursive DEATH CYCLE.
Don’t be a fucking GURU.
Be fucking you.
JB out!
Friday, 31 July 2009
Domani
Guy on a mobile telephone across the street from Jimmy’s place:
“Oggi non posso MAMMA, domani!”
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“Non! DOMANI MAMMA!!”
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“DO—MA—NI!!!!”
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“DO—MAAA—NIIIII!!!!!!!”
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“DOHHH-MAAAAAAAAAAA-NIIIIIEEEEEEEARRGHHH!!!!!”
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“DOHHH-MAAAAAAAAAAA-NIIIIIEEEEEEEARRGHHH!!!!!
DOHHH-MAAAAAAAAAAA-NIIIIIEEEEEEEARRGHHH!!!!!”
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(Sound of slamming door)
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(Muffled:) “PORCO JUDAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Sunday, 19 July 2009
Gino Tonico
Jimmy enjoys a gino tonico.
Thursday, 14 May 2009
The Jimmy Boss Classic Video Game List
This list will be updated with links to Jimmy’s reviews as they are put to electronico paper. The reviews will be ongoing, irregular, and take a long time. Be calm, be cool.
- Aces of the Deep
- Adventure
- Battle City
- BattleTech: The Crescent Hawk’s Inception
- Bionic Commando
- Bulls vs. Blazers
- Civilization II
- Contra
- Crusader: No Remorse
- Diablo
- Dig Dug
- Doom, Doom 2, Doom 3
- Double Dragon 2: The Revenge
- Dune II: The Building of a Dynasty
- Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall
- Elder Scrolls: Oblivion with Mart’s Monster Mod among others
- Elite
- European Air War
- F-Zero
- Falcon
- Falcon 3.0
- Final Fantasy 3
- Final Fight
- GATO
- Grand Theft Auto
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
- Half Life
- IL-2 Sturmovik and add-ons
- Jagged Alliance, Jagged Alliance 2 and mods
- King’s Quest
- Longbow 2
- Max Payne
- Max Payne 2
- Microsoft Flight Simulator
- NBA Live ’96
- NetHack
- Night Driver
- No One Lives Forever
- PacMan
- Planescape Torment
- River City Ransom
- River Raid
- Robotron
- Rogue
- Severance: Blade of Darkness
- SimCity 2000
- Sopwith
- Space Invaders
- Space Quest
- SpaceWar
- Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl with Redux mod
- Steel Panthers
- Street Fighter 2
- Su-27 Flanker
- Subspace / Continuum
- Super Mario 2
- Super Mario 3
- Super Mario Bros
- Super Mario Kart
- Super Smash TV
- Super Tennis
- System Shock 1 & 2
- Tetris
- The Ancient Art of War
- The Legend of Zelda
- TIE Fighter
- Ultima
- Wing Commander
- Worms
- Worms Armageddon
- X-COM: UFO Defense
- X-COM: Apocalypse
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
Geordi is Franco!
AKA Franco!!!!!!