Published 2015 February 26
*bzzzzt*
“Ladies and gentleman…uh…good monin'.
If you…uh…see anythin’…uh…suspicious…
Such as…uh…bags or, uh…a package…uh…just lyin’ around…uh…please…uh…report it to a…uh…po-lice offisah.
Thank you…and…uh…have a safe day.”
*click*